Just 2 goofy goobers with chronical onlineness

Paragraphs use /s and /L to mark who's writing. There are no tone tags on this website

This is my 3rd attempt at making this website. First I was gonna write it completely myself in HTML. Then CSS became an issue and I gave up with it. I started using WordPress for an easier and more interactive experience. The website looked quite ugly though, so I gave up on that as well. Soooo here we are, on Neocities, using the sadgrl template maker /s

Then you can replace all of the text with your own. For more customization, the CSS code has comments to explain what each part changes. Please read through the code - even if you have no idea what it means.

If you're feeling up for a challenge, I put together a guide which goes over the structure of how this layout is built, along with some specific tips on how to edit it in certain ways.

Check the links in the sidebar for more resources to build your own website!

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.